If a disabled person tells you that something is inaccessible, and your immediate response is that the disabled person is just not trying hard enough, you are a vile ableist and I want nothing to do with you.
customer: we wanted a nice cake for my sisters baby shower :)
buddy: SO WE’S MAKIN A CAKE FOR THIS BABY SHOWER AND IM THINKIN WE MAKE A REALISTIC BABY OUT OF RICE KRISPIE TREAT AND FONDANT AND WE’RE GONNA SET UP A MECHANIC SO IT GUSHES BLOOD AND SCREECHES WHEN YOU CUT INTO IT. IT’LL BE PERFECT HER SISTER WILL LOVE IT.
buddys sisters: -knocking shit over and bugging everyone- BUUUUDYYYY WE’S ITALIAAAAAAN WE’RE YO FAMILYYYYY
random employee #9: hey be careful bringing it down the stairs.
-dramatic music plays as they zoom into the employees struggling to carry this huge ass cake-
buddy: SO WE’S MAKE IT TO THE PARTY IN ONE PIECE AND BOY WAS HER SISTER EXCITED
-zooms into random party goers looking vaguely amused as the cake gushes and screeches-
To any suicidal followers I may have: This is a sign to not kill yourself. You are loved and the world is special because you are in it. Keep holding on.